my mom got an iPhone the same day you made that post about your mom texting you with hers haha now my mom almost exclusively texts me in emojis

@potat0girl

on Monday I had a shitty morning and my mom sent me a bunch of flower emojis while I was at school and then asked me if I received her “bouquet” when I came home

moms are cute

Had a dream I was in a plane and it started falling in the sky and I immediately accepted death and it was the scariest thing in the world and then I woke up with my heart pounding so fast I thought I was gonna puke

talked about Orange Is The New Black for like an entire hour and a half with my mother

I knew she watched the first couple episodes but I had no idea she finished it the other day!! I’m so glad she liked it because I thought she’d be freaked out by all the gay sex omfg

(Source: nosdrinker)

microphonefiend said: not to be rude but that’s a bit of a stretch…I’ve met a ton of males who say sorry a lot too

yeah I suppose it’s a bit of a stretch in terms of just people who apologize, because I know a lot of guys who do the same. I think it’s just a defense mechanism for anyone, regardless of gender. I was just sort of relating it to the fact that so many girls feel like they can’t be respected in work environments when they put their opinions out there because they’ll be labeled as “bitchy” if they’re as assertive as their male counterparts

u feel me 

a lot of people I’ve met in my life, particularly girls, tend to apologize and say “I’m sorry” WAY too much

I really think it has to do with the fact that girls aren’t “supposed” to be as assertive or sure of themselves as men and that should change

be confident in what you’re saying and don’t apologize for doing nothing wrong!!

does anyone go to Coachella wearing clothing that they… you know… normally wear

perfectlycrystal:

"Modern Man" - Arcade Fire

still gotta find out how to watch game of thrones without hbo

carnivorousvoids:

I just died

carnivorousvoids:

I just died

this morning I backed into my dad’s car because I didn’t see that he was also backing out of our driveway and I had to roll down the window so he could yell at me and I apparently dented it but I didn’t want to look omg it was aaaawful (especially because it’s my dad’s fairly new BMW that he bought after he totaled his last car) 

it hasn’t been a great Monday

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived