the other day I bought this dark, dark red lipstick and I’m insanely excited about how bitchy I look in it

m0thra:

Come home, 
Come home and feel my warmth 
I stay beyond the cloud 

Come home, 
Come home and feel my kisses 
Just beyond the cloud 

I will light up the world for you 
So you may find your way 

I remember just how sweetly 
You would call my name 

Like a church bell 
In the morning 
Sounding peace and joy 

Come home, 
Come home, 
Come home

Have 2 poo real bad but I’ve been waiting in this doctors office for 35 minutes. I’m toast

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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sophtly said: This kid that tortured me in middle school was accused of rape freshman yr of hs and I heard throught the grapevine. Apparently the girl dropped charges but by senior yr he was the guy everyone avoided.. some people are just gross forever

god that’s horrible, jesus. I wish the guy I talked to last night was the guy everyone avoided but he seemed to be good friends with all the “popular” guys and girls because he was a big football player at his school. when I stood up to greet him he literally made a big gesture with his hands of surprise while he looked at my body as if to say: “wow, you got hot since 8th grade!” smh I just felt like a nervous 13-year-old around him and the way he looked at me made my stomach churn, idk how other girls were so fine with him. 

Tonight I was at a party and the dude who sexually harassed me 24/7 in middle school showed up and it was surprising and horribly awkward
He still looked me up and down like a piece of meat and when I left he hugged me again and said something along the lines of “we’ll see each other soon, I hope” as he, yet again, looked at me/my body in a way that made me uncomfortable
Some people never change

(Source: springfieldusa)

fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

Come home, 
Come home and feel my warmth 
I stay beyond the cloud 

Come home, 
Come home and feel my kisses 
Just beyond the cloud 

I will light up the world for you 
So you may find your way 

I remember just how sweetly 
You would call my name 

Like a church bell 
In the morning 
Sounding peace and joy 

Come home, 
Come home, 
Come home

a USC student was jumped and murdered by 3 men outside of campus on the night after I left orientation, which is wonderful and comforting

my autocorrect just changed “drink” to “drunk” so you can really see what I’ve been doing lately

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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(Source: gnomesy)

hemlockroot:

i just truly, honestly want the world to know i have a heavy monster fetish and given the right art style/bara aesthetic i would fuck a goron

i really want to finish this song but it’s so personal but my lyrics are always vague so does it even matter